This morning when I was jogging, there were snails all over the sidewalk. I yelled to them, "Snails! Hurry and move!" but the snails were too slow so it ended with a squish. Hey, I warned them.
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you yelled Hurray? were you having a party? I think you meant to yell Hurry
ReplyDeleteGross!! Next time - just use a little salt.
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ReplyDeleteThank you holycowman-you're correct. I meant to write hurry-it was no party for those snails!
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