Sometimes I feel bad when I crack an egg open. Bashing something open, stealing what's inside, and then leaving the outer shell to rot just seems like criminal behavior.
I'm a 3000 pound muscular woman with purple hair, a love for hula-hooping, and a passion for crispy pickles. I do occasionally cry over spilled milk, which should explain the picture.
Use the outer shell as compost - it does wonders for a rose bush. There - you should feel better now.
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