June 19, 2021

Mascara-free

 I made a big discovery today. It's really difficult to swallow a bite of apple while putting on mascara! I don't like fruit very much but I know I should eat more of it. I also needed to get ready fast so I started eating an apple while I was putting on makeup. However, every time I went to swallow, it hurt & seemed tricky & I had to stop with the makeup & stand straight up to swallow.


If you're thinking that maybe you'll save time & eat an apple while also leaning over the sink to apply makeup, don't do it. You will only be able to do one of those things well & it's best to pick the apple. Sure, maybe then people will ask you why you look so bad & try to see what's wrong with you but you can just smile & reply, "I ate an apple." 

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