I was on hold and listening to the music. I thought, "Ok, I can be cool with a little Paul Simon" but it wasn't long before I was thinking, "What is this?! Do they get a discount for unpopular songs?" It was a horrible song. It was never a hit for a reason. I hope they didn't pay full price for their hold music.
I made a big discovery today. It's really difficult to swallow a bite of apple while putting on mascara! I don't like fruit very much but I know I should eat more of it. I also needed to get ready fast so I started eating an apple while I was putting on makeup. However, every time I went to swallow, it hurt & seemed tricky & I had to stop with the makeup & stand straight up to swallow.
You know how humans are often told to stop and smell the roses? I wonder if some canine king of the world told dogs to stop and smell the tree trunks of every urine-doused tree because that's what they do! I go for a nature walk and my dog believes he's in a piss-sniffing competition. I guess either way, we both come home a little happier, even if our reasons for feeling that way are very different.
