Urine...yep, let's go there

I can't help but write about how incredible it feels to urinate after having a full bladder you've had to hold for a long time. Whether you were driving, in a class, out getting a little exercise, watching a movie in the theater, or you just can't stop watching YouTube videos for one reason or another, sometimes you have to go pee for a LONG time and you just keep holding it in!!!

There are few things in the world that feel greater than emptying your bladder after a long time. It feels INCREDIBLE! You feel so good afterward that it seems like you could do anything. Suddenly every trivial thing you do seems like a big deal. Somebody tells a joke and you realize not only can you hang around listening to it and smile, you can actually laugh in a way that shakes your whole body and no pee is going to start dribbling out. You can jump without creating a waterfall. You can sit, stand, or lay down in comfort. You can have a conversation and not only that, you can actually focus on and hear what the other person is saying! You can eat something or even take a drink now! If the "holding your urine in" was a result of one too many YouTube videos, you might realize that it might not have actually been necessary to watch a guy mostly lip sync to a strange song combination in pajamas & you can't even tell if the spots on the pajamas are for a giraffe or if they're pepperonis and he's supposed to be a slice of pizza. He never put his hoodie of the pjs on so he never gave you a chance to solve the mystery. After finally emptying your bladder and realizing how much better you feel, how much healthier, how much more energetic, you also note that it is possible that less time could have been spent analyzing whether an odd stranger is dressed like a giraffe or a slice of pizza. However, if you hadn't held in that pee for such a long time, you might not be aware of just how great you feel now!