Healthcare seems to be all the buzz these days. I'd like to start seeing medical menus. You would then hear questions such as:
-"Does your labor and delivery come with a side of infant care and evaluation?"
-"How much should I tip for a colonoscopy?"
-"I'd like to get an ultrasound but could you please go easy on the gel?"
-"How much extra is it to supersize the birth control?"
-"Which day do you offer 2-for-1 vaccinations?"
-"Can I order a hysterectomy ala-carte or does it have to be included in the hospital package?"
-"I'd like to order a doctor evaluation with a side of testing and some results for dessert."
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