March 31

Some people are better at pretending to be somebody they aren't than they are at trying to be themselves without a clue as to who that really is.

March 30

Homework kills trees!

March 29

"Apocalypse" is one of the funnest words to say and it sounds important. It's weird though because "a pocket of lips" sounds similar but it doesn't sound important. It sounds useless. Interesting.

March 28

Chocolate covered olives are not as gross as people would think.

March 26

Sometimes it's very difficult to hear other people over the sound of myself thinking to myself about...myself.

March 25

Even as an adult I like to hide in clothing racks and carefully untie shopper's shoes. It's one of the oldest tricks in the book but seeing somebody trip over their own laces just never gets old!

March 24

Today I conducted a social experiment. I wore a shirt with a skull on it, which is not typical for me. An older employee at the craft store was not even half as friendly to me as she usually is and the only thing different about me was my shirt. The shirt had a pirate bandana hat and an eye patch-it was pretty cute as far as skulls go. My mom was the most shocked of the people I know. That made it worth it.