December 7, 2019

Public Toilet Survival is a thing

I saw some public toilet survival kits on Amazon-great idea...mmm-pricey. I want to give people their own public toilet survival kits but not at $6-$9 a pop. I needed toilet seat covers, antiseptic wipes, and gloves. I bought antiseptic wipes and then focused on the other items...I've never seen toilet seat covers for sale at my local Wal-mart so I was in a conundrum.
I started thinking maybe I could just get a few extra seat covers here & there when I visit public restrooms (yuck!). I'm not out to steal anything. I didn't want to be a thief but I started thinking of the extent I have gone to to avoid using public restrooms. If I HAD used the restrooms when I needed to, I would have used a seat cover so surely, I could just collect my unused toilet seats. I was at a restaurant this week and ended up taking a little stack of toilet seat covers from the restroom. I hope that I avoided the restroom 43 times because that's how many toilet seat covers I collected.
Now for gloves...I also went to the dentist office this week and noticed how many gloves were available, if only I could get rid of the pesky employees that I just couldn't shake because they were "cleaning my teeth" or "giving me a full dental evaluation."
I have my boundaries though so I guess I will just have to go buy some gloves. Oohie! My friends are going to have a great Christmas!

October 26, 2019

The Customer Adds Something Special

Here's a fun fact: apparently I don't know the difference between a Jersey Mike's chicken cheesesteak sandwich and the inside of my own face. While I was eating it for the first time, I thought it was tricky to chew and when I was finished, I had accidentally chomped a big hole in the inside of my lip.
I've been up thinking of slogans the company can use: 1. "We get the sandwich started but you make it special." 2. "What's our secret sauce? You are." 3. "We know there's something wonderful in each of our customers." 4. "Without you, our sandwiches would just be sandwiches." 5. "Lose yourself in our sandwiches."