Hebrew National Hot Dogs

I recently saw a disproprtionate amount of commercials for Hebrew National hot dogs. I first want to say that it would be tough to be on a hot dog marketing team. Even Ballpark franks, perhaps the best campaign for hot dogs so far, could only come up with "plumps when you cook it." Why would we want our hot dogs to do that? Back to the Hebrew franks now...the commercial ends with the slogan "a hot dog you can trust." If you are at a point in your life where you're trusting a hot dog, you took a wrong turn my friend! You took a wrong turn.