December 3, 2011

December 3

I think we've given plenty of thought and publicity to synchronized swimming. It's about time to expand our horizons. It's time for synchronized customer service calls. What an art that would be! It's also time for synchronized fish-gutting. Wouldn't that be beautiful?!

December 2, 2011

December 2

Have you ever gone tanning and thought, "Oh no! What if I pee a little on accident while I'm in here?" That's never happened to me either.