Why don't sports teams have a pomegranate as their mascot? Those fruits are so hard to break apart! Having that as a mascot would really send an intimidating message to the opposing team!
October 28, 2011
October 28
Why are flyswatters bright colors? It's like the manufacturers of them are on the side of all the flies. "Let's make these in bold, bright colors so that any time somebody wants to kill a fly with them, the flies can get away because they will see the big, bright color coming right at them and have plenty of time to escape!" If they really wanted us to kill flies, they would have made them camouflage through the air. They would have made them clear. That way the flies would think, "That's a weird shaped chunk of air," and then BAM! End of fly problem.
October 18, 2011
October 18
Airports are like hospitals. Short & infrequent visits can do some good but it's not a place you want to be on a regular basis.
October 12, 2011
October 12
*Do you burn more calories when your face turns red? After all, blood does have to pump harder into your face...
*Want that "haunted house" experience but can't pony up the cash? Just leave me a message and I will be more than happy to haunt your house for a day or two. It's the economical alternative to a good spook.
*If you are ever feeling lonely and just need a moment's rush of feeling superior (which is not something you should need so stop reading)...just drive to the airport and laugh at all the people who are waiting and waiting but it seems like nobody has or will arrive to pick them up. Yell things like, "You might as well rent a car, loser!" I hope you didn't read all of this because that's just mean.
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