Christmas

Is there any place that produces scratch & sniff Christmas cards? That might be another fun way to send a greeting. Nothing says "enjoy the holidays" like the smell of cinnamon pinecones or "good luck at that family party" like the scent of eggnog.

December 19

Last night I was in the mood for a French dip sandwich. We didn't have any roast beef though so I replaced the meat and I didn't feel like making au jus so I replaced that, too. What we ended up with was French-ish dip-ish sandwiches.

December 18

Hug-a-Cashier Day did not go well for me. I think it's one of those holidays that was all fine and good before the sexual harrassment education that's been going around. Saying no to sexual harrassment is one sure way to ruin the fun.

December 16

You know how most fast food places give you napkins when you get your food or leave them available to you while you're eating? I was just wondering what the social limitations are on taking those napkins. Paper towels and tissues get expensive and free napkins would be one way to cut costs. How many napkins can you really get away with taking before it's considered thievery??? You are supposed to leave the dispenser, right?

December 10th

I'd like to make scratch-off Christmas cards. The first circle can be the message, such as Merry Christmas. To keep the fun train moving, they can even go on to scratch off a square revealing a family picture underneath. Who doesn't like to scratch things off? Christmas scratching cards...

December 9

Today, I switched my jeans and a T-shirt for a brightly colored adult-sized cotton jumper. I have gigantic red floppy shoes on and a multi-colored wig. My face is painted white while my eyes and lips and cheeks are colorful. I have a big spongy red nose, a pocket full of balloons, and a brain full of bad jokes to tell, as well as a nametag that says BOZO. I guess I'm trying to do my part on this Walk in That Weirdo's Shoes Day. Seriously, these shoes are huge.