June 23

Can birds have a fetish for humans on bikes? This morning as I was out on a little bike ride, this bird started freaking out. It was making some strange sounds (mating calls?) and flying right by my head for about a whole entire block. I rode for a while and came back the same way, having forgotten about the bird until it started going crazy again, flying right next to me for a bit. That poor little bird was doing its best to croon out a little Marvin Gaye. If only he could have known I'm married...

Father's Day

What if every man in the world became fertile on Father's Day, regardless of their fertility factor the rest of the year???

June 5

I'm learning that when people give out their web addresses, it's just making conversation or it's just for the sake of appearances. If you actually GO to that address and mention it to them, they act like you are a super psycho cyber stalker. I respond, "It was just listed on facebook and I was curious." They often reply, "Yeah, it was listed on facebook but nobody's actually ever GONE there before!" Who knew?

June 4

I was looking at my foot from a distance this morning and saw the cutest little vein. I'd never noticed it before-it was so thin and seemed to be a slightly different color than the others...um, yeah. It was a hair.